- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

The Aristocrats

black people. that is all...

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Men's rights.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

whats young and never moved? still born baby

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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