What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

a banana

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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