- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is religiously proven to be real

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

nine...eleven

arse

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Dear John,

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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