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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I won the game.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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