Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Anti jokes are funny

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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W.N.B.A.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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