A Jew returns change.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

alcoholism kills

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

SPAMS!!!

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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