- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

God is religiously proven to be real

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

No.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A ginger rapping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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