What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

This joke isnt funny.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Santa Clogged my toliet

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

how do you stop a train? you cant..

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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