A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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The WNBA.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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