Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Myspace

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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