Dear John,

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Men's rights.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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i heart wiener

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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barack osama

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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