- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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