What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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SAY

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An Irishman stays home

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steves legs

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Indeed.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Canada

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Anti Joke

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