Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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your life

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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DERP

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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a banana

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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