Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Five guys one rape.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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GooglePlus.

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The geese of Growmore

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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