You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A joke

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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