what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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theres a fat guy

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti Joke

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