What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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