17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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your mom

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Carlton

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Scott

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Anti Joke

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