When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Kenny G

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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noodles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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