- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Netball.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Robin, get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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