the cow goes moo

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Military intelligence.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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