- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

i have aids and a chode

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

balls in ya mouf

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