why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I'm Spartacus

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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