Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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your all shit at jokes

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Women's Rights...

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I'm Spartacus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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