You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Gay rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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