shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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pussy enough said

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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