Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

The AIDS patient was gay

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Poop.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

ASSCHEEKS

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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