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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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who farted i did :]

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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