- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

I'm funny.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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