Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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