Asian NASCAR.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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The joke below me is retarded

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Penis.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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