What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Eric is gay Ha

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A pope meets another one

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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