- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

hiya

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

vote this down and i will DOX you

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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