A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Your're racist.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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i have two hands.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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hiya

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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