What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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you see theres this guy.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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