An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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