That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Sixty... eight

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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