- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Daniel is a fag

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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