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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A seal walks into a club.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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