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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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