What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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your face

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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