Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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