- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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