- Anti Joke

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.