A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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