Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What black and has children A black man

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

woman's rights

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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