How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats chinese noodles

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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