What comes after 69... Mouthwash

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do I hate? people

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Can anyone Lenin money?

Your Mom

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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