- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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